October 2011
Zak you are so creepy.
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i have lost three followers today
we’re the new face of failure
prettier and younger but not any better off
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
Top 50 types of water
50. Bath water - mom said it’s ok if you get a little in your mouth
49. Fiji - do not be fooled by this water it taste like shit and Fiji sucks as a place
48. Water from a hose - on hot days I’ll just sit in a lawn chair with a hose in my mouth for hours
47. Water from a dog’s bowl - taste better if you’re a dog
46. Toilet water - If your dog drinks from the toilet put him down immediately
45. Tap water - governments use this to sedate the population/make the people easier to control
44. Ocean water - love swimming in the ocean with my mouth wiiiide open
43. Rain water - god’s way of sayin “ya thirsty?”
42. Vodka - looks pretty much like water
41. Brita water - rich people love it so much they name their daughters Brita
40. Evian water - hands down most disgusting bottled water besides Fiji ew so gross it tastes heavy or something
39. School fountain water - you know you like to drink out of these when no one’s looking
38. Water with ice in it - studies have shown that when the ice melts it creates more water
37. Aquafina - this water’s kinda gay
36. Water form when your water breaks - this is the water the baby was drinking inside it’s mommy
35. Water from a glass straw - like Oprah used to drink
34. Boiled water - this is the hottest form of water
33. Snow water - this is the coldest form of water, colder than ice, colder than Nancy Grace’s vagina juice
32. Mineral water - water that is squeezed out of rocks omg it’s sooooo good
31. Tears - Nancy Grace offered me a sample of her new line of bottled children’s tears and it was actually pretty good
30. Vitamin Water - This is the water that made 50 Cent so strong
29. Well Water - “HELP!!!!!!” -that’s me screaming from the bottom of a well
28. Spring Water - this is the kind that makes you have to pee
27. H2O - water for nerds
26. Sparkling water - good for throwing in bitches faces
25. Water from Africa - if you’re up for a 12 mile hike to go get it it’s so worth it
24. Moisture - I like to lick moist things
23. Water from a stream - This is where the Dasani slaves get the water
22. Dasani - from the makers of Coca Cola, they invented water so yeah its good, duh
21. Perrier - The number of times I’ve had to yell “this Perrier tastes like a Palegrino!!!” at a waitress and thrown it at her, you don’t even wanna know…
20. Wawa - a type of water for babies that I just made up
19. Wawa Extreme - Wawa infused with vitamins and sexual performance enhancers
18-1. Kirkland Farms Bottled Water from Costco - your mom broke her back trying to carry a flat of this from the car into the house but it was still the best water you’ve ever tasted
September 2011
my dog just peeked on me while i was in the bathroom.
to do tomorrow;
- wake up Billy Joe Armstrong
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