May 2012
queefball:
when osama died i thought everyone on the internet just made a typo and meant obama
spicegirlsofficial:
when ur not sure if somethings an inside joke and u dont know if u should reblog it
harrytyles:
if i summon satan in the middle of class do you think the teacher will excuse me
fuckyeahftms:
I have an appointment with my endro on the 5th! Can’t wait :D This happiness made me paint my face for some reason :’D
theclassiestass:
what is motivation
where can i download it
April 2012
willtana:
friendly reminder that your favorite celebrity might be taking a shit right now
deadb1ogger:
my follower goal is all of them
do you ever say something and it comes out really mean-sounding and you’re just like omg no i didn’t mean to say it like that please don’t run over me
has anyone really questioned pink lemonade
lemons are yellow I mean comon
look how suspicious that looks
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When people say "could of" instead of "could have"
motorboat-your-viennesetrichord:
10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
me: spills cereal on cat